Yes, I am going to utilize this time and take advantage of my job as a writer for Elite Daily to rant about certain issues that are currently plaguing me. Sue me. You know what? I can even write a few articles about how awful women are.
Why Men Suck
Emotional Labor: What It Is and Why Men Suck at It
Once upon a time, I made a pretty convincing straight girl. I dated only men until I was In my experience, none of that was true, but there was one clear trend I encountered — consistently — in my relationships with men that made me thankful I was no longer dating them. My experiences dating men fell into a specific pattern. We would start seeing each other. They would become very interested and intentional.
Men Suck at Romance
I'm a bisexual cis female, I tend to date cis guys. I'm kinky and have a high sex drive. But somewhere between the twelve and fifteen month mark in a relationships
Okay, I'll admit it - we men excel at messing up our romantic lives. This is why romantic songs and movies and Hallmark cards are so popular - among women. They bring women a world of Enrique and Antonio and Romeo, instead of the world of women's unshaven, unemployed date asleep on the couch, in his underwear, snoring, drool dangling from his lips, a half-eaten bag of Cheetos spilled out onto the floor he's never vacuumed. On dates, women like to be taken to fine restaurants, and sophisticated evenings of theater, or perhaps a British romantic film, followed by some insightful conversation, and then directly home, with perhaps some casual, witty flirting at the door, before saying good night.